Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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