just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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