someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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