hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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