are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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