Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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