fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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