I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Last time i carry you out of a forest
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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