I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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