they need to just BURY HIM!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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