I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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