Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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