new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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