In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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