I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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