if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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