whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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