Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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