He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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