My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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