I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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