STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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