I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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