Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Alive.
So much puke
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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