so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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