If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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