i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Life is so much better after having sex.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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