I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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