Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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