I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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