guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
its not stalking. its research.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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