Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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