if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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