i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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