So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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