nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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