Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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