my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Randomize
