Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Less talking, more tequila
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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