You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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