just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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