I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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