take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
This gyro tastes like lonliness
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
