Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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