Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
