I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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