Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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