I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I am puke
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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