He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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