This girl is more easily done than said...
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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