You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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