I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Randomize
